I can't legally buy 6 packs of Sudafed at a supermarket in America, but I can buy one of these: http://t.co/Bdfef2S2 — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 19, 2012 Oh, dear. Read More..
.@mssanchez4NM Thank you for being such a wonderful host and turning out a fired up crowd of #Democrats! — D Wasserman Schultz (@DWStweets) August 24, 2014 Let’s check out this Read More..
Hey ladies… MT @DeepakChopra: I'm having a hard time dealing with masturbation. — Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) July 24, 2012 Oh. Oh no. Oh no no no. I’m having a hard time Read More..
> @mattyglesias thoughts: Indian people like Bobby Jindal only look smart. — Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) June 18, 2013 Is Matt Yglesias’ reputation for douchebaggery underestimated? You be the judge. This Read More..
Hilarious article in the N. Enquirer about me getting kicked out of a restaurant! Never been there.. http://t.co/gGDvu7SO — Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) June 11, 2012 They still sell that magazine!? Read More..
Everybody, regardless of their position, should be appalled that HHS spent $600 million in taxpayer money on a website that doesn't work. — Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) October 23, 2013 Truth. Read More..
God bless bloggers. Great to join #BlogBash at #CPAC2013 pic.twitter.com/mIM0KbU75C — Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 15, 2013 Sen. Dianne Feinstein said she needed some time to cool off today after Read More..
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@MiaFarrow @Slate the cruelest country on earth. — BWD (@theonlyadult) June 12, 2014 An apartment building in London installed spikes just outside the front entrance to keep the homeless from Read More..
why anyone would ever want to own an automatic weapon i will never ever understand. it's a pathetic useless concept for sick people — Flea (@flea333) July 24, 2013 Red Read More..
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The worst thing about the sexy octopus costume I just saw is knowing where the beak would be if it was a real octopus. #wtfiwwy — Atalanta Pendragonne (@atalantapendrag) October Read More..
If I still had a grandfather, he'd look like Delbert Belton. — Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 22, 2013 KHQ-TV is reporting that a World War II veteran who was assaulted by two Read More..
#BlerdSquad 1. Attempting to reconcile two very distinct cultures which is, often times, difficult. View this image › Fox / Via haleighpope.wordpress.com In other words “too black for the nerdy Read More..
It's 3 AM – how did I end up with this guy? pic.twitter.com/rJMx16rjbV — Patricia Heaton (@PatriciaHeaton) June 6, 2013 Any idea who actress and pro-life activist Patricia Heaton is Read More..
Intern for @CODEPINK DC!! Awesome things you get to do: research, write, edit, paint, protest, hula hoop, and more! Email Alli@codepink.org — CODEPINK (@codepink) January 29, 2013 Don’t all line Read More..
Some people think #TheDress is blue, others think it’s gold, and they’re completely freaking out over the disagreement. But some people with autism know all about what it’s like to Read More..
The convo I just had with a protester outside the capital about circumcision… Lmao Because there’s nothing else to be concerned about in Washington, D.C.: People are protesting circumcision on Read More..
http://twitter.com/#!/politicsofamy/status/438541413966303232 https://twitter.com/coolhandschlute/status/438503224681562112 The giggles just won’t stop! As Twitchy reported, actor and comedian Will Ferrell took on the role of Obamacare shill. Laura Ingraham pointed out just how “funny” that Read More..
So yeah… Happy Halloween from my parents pic.twitter.com/rDqtqx1s4p — Lauren Mileto (@laurenmileto) October 27, 2013 Ah, the time-honored tradition of embarrassing your kids on Halloween. Strapping on massive bazongas is Read More..
There are times when animals can’t help themselves, no matter how badly they need it. That’s when their friendly neighbors, the humans, need to step in and lend an opposable Read More..
TSA officers SUCK. They are hired to keep people safe and to help. All they do is yell and treat people very poorly. — Greyson Chance (@greysonchance) July 28, 2012 Read More..
#BTGSummit #BridgingTheGap Dana Loesch: Women are not empowered by a sugar daddy govt . . . Or pink felt vagina costumes!! — Robin Moore (@wisconsinrobin) August 24, 2013 Conservative women Read More..
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Tony Scott's family tells TMZ the late filmmaker did not have brain cancer, reports are 'absolutely false' http://t.co/mJPx9y2d — Jon Passantino (@passantino) August 20, 2012 ABC is backing off of Read More..
Those are the people who have to get insurance before January 1, when their policies get cancelled. — Jim Angle (@JimAngleFox) November 6, 2013 As Fox News’ Jim Angle notes, Read More..
.@RepCohen doesn't always tweet, but when he does… pic.twitter.com/qwHduEO7 — Adam Nickas (@NickasTN) February 13, 2013 Oh, yes. He did. Democrat Rep. Cohen was caught in the act of creep-tweeting Read More..
The cigarette company did not obtain permission to use an Australian travel film, despite spending almost $62 million on the marketing campaign. Another filmmaker also says Marlboro did not seek Read More..
Thanks for all the memories, @JayLeno! pic.twitter.com/afOD9T4H91 — The White House (@WhiteHouse) February 7, 2014 Even if the White House found a way to make it about the Celebrity-in-Chief, plenty Read More..
I fully admit I'm biased in this matter, but damn, that is a cute kid. http://t.co/z7ru4hfPp2 — Keith Urbahn (@keithurbahn) May 30, 2013 Keith Urbahn, Donald Rumsfeld’s former chief of staff, Read More..
#ReplaceFamousQuoteWithDude Government of the dudes, by the dudes, for the dudes, shall not perish from the Earth. — Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) May 2, 2014 It was the “dude” heard ’round Read More..
Bombing suspect on cover of Rolling Stone http://t.co/nZJQ8cpilH — Carson Daly (@CarsonDaly) July 17, 2013 As Twitchy reported, Rolling Stone magazine has a cover featuring the Boston bombing suspect. No, Read More..
Here are all the best quotes from his lecture at the Oxford Guild. h/t The Tab. 1. The musician gave a speech at the Oxford Guild, which had a number Read More..
aaaand Geraldo trending for all the wrong reasons..AGAIN! … FTR @kilmeade scolding Rep Gohmert is shameful.. — Sher (@ZephyrK9) October 17, 2014 After a Fox & Friends segment featuring Geraldo Read More..
Sometimes you just have to take a second for a little “me time.” View this image › Thinkstock, Candace Lowry for BuzzFeed Meditation can be a super quick and easy Read More..
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Check in with @NBC as I share my 3 tips on how to deal with #doors pic.twitter.com/mrpRutnu2R — Johnny Quinn (@JohnnyQuinnUSA) February 9, 2014 Snickering madly! As Twitchy reported, US bobsledder Read More..
@CecileRichards if it's not your boss' business, why do you want them to pay for it? That's what confuses me — Christian Snyder (@csnyder5) June 30, 2014 Today’s SCOTUS ruling Read More..
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“Deadset.” Nope. 1. Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil. View this image › Roadshow Slip, slop, slap people. 2. No one Read More..
#Bqhatevwr RT @SenJohnThune: P. P. P oO P — Danny Vinik (@DannyVinik) February 27, 2014 Sen. John Thune’s accidental tweet hardly ranks as breaking news. But it’s a decent reminder Read More..
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Whose bright idea was this water gun fight in Balboa Park anyways? So disgusted to hear that the Lily Pond has been damaged — Jennifer Newell (@jennyjenjen) August 12, 2012 Read More..
#TheWalkingDead season finale is just hours away. Find out the shocking secret that will have everyone buzzing. Tune in tonight at 9/8c! — The Walking Dead AMC (@WalkingDead_AMC) March 18, Read More..
Guy in coffee shop this AM watching Supreme Court spectacle on TV says "So when are we going to talk about the jobs?" — SalenaZito (@SalenaZitoTrib) March 26, 2013 The Read More..
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Inflation is common in countries during an economic crisis, but the rapid nature of inflation in Venezuela is too much. Good luck feeding your family when vegetables run you nearly Read More..
There is a reason not just anyone can be a contestant on Jeopardy. Not many people are like Ken Jennings. The average person isn’t a wealth of completely random (and Read More..
.@PaulRyanVP Yo, Paul! Sober-up and change that Twitter handle. I think @JohnGaltFAIL is still available. #p2 #tcot #mt2014 — Shoq (@Shoq) November 7, 2012 Since the election results came in, Read More..
BREAKING: 17 PETA activists ARRESTED for protesting @SeaWorld's DECADES of abuse at #RoseParade! http://t.co/fZ7INDQkVO — PETA (@peta) January 1, 2014 Shoutout to the ones that got arrested at #RoseParade for Read More..
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1. This wine-tasting masterclass run by Harvey Nichols. View this image › Siraj Datoo / BuzzFeed News 2. This macaroon with George Osborne’s face on it. View this image › Read More..
Love how @msnbc and @EBONYMag are still race baiting, especially with an issue/law that was NOT associated with the trial. — Vitaly (@VitalyKroy) August 8, 2013 MSNBC’s report today on Read More..
Can't decide between a Duck Dynasty rifle or a Hoarders home clutter kit. — Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) January 3, 2014 The Robertson family of “Duck Dynasty” has teamed with gunmaker Mossberg Read More..
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This ice storm better live up to the hype — Chris Hinshaw (@chinshaw95) January 28, 2013 The ice storm is starting. Hopefully we don’t have school tomorrow.. ❄
Breaking #Boston sports news: @patriots player Aaron Hernandez has been charged with murder. — Mark Preston (@PrestonCNN) June 26, 2013 Hernandez was officially released by the New England Patriots following Read More..
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Why do all the good comedians die and Jon Lovitz is still alive? — Tom Desroches (@TomDesroches) August 18, 2012 Comedian Jon Lovitz appeared on Piers Morgan’s CNN show Friday Read More..
sad day when DCCC has resorted to email subject lines: "begging…begging" , to ask for $$ — Nathan Rothstein (@nrothstein) September 29, 2014 Fundraising emails from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Read More..
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Rick Santorum's nephew died last night and he almost didn't come. Entirely rewrote his #cpac speech this morning as a result — Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) March 15, 2013 Santorum is Read More..
The ignorance of the red states in the south on global warming is now paying off …stupid rightwing hicks! — Kent Haas (@KENTping) April 28, 2014 Tornadoes did heavy damage Read More..
@DarrellIssa I could not agree more on that one — Judy Wiggs (@judy_wiggs) September 25, 2014 As Twitchy reported, Eric Holder will be stepping down as Attorney General. Holder’s tenure Read More..
Insane PIC: View of fires near San Diego from plane [via @cGilbertRun HT @IrishEagle] #CAwx pic.twitter.com/uxrioa5fby — Shawn Reynolds (@ShawnRTV6) May 14, 2014 Multiple wildfires in San Diego County Areas Read More..