Snakes, while logically not all that terrible, do have a bit of a reputation for getting into places where they don’t belong. Slipping effortlessly into the tight spaces that we Read More..
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Ella just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1. A French court has ruled that a baby girl cannot be named Nutella and renamed her the decidedly less delicious-sounding Read More..
Daddy Fishkins realized something in the recent past that so many people will never understand: the life of a stay-at-home mom. He, like many others, thought it was a life Read More..
… And it was love at first sight. 1. Kathy Beitz is legally blind. But thanks to a technology called eSight, the new mom was able to see her first Read More..
***Hey #OWS idiots dont wear the image of a RACIST murderer to protest the alleged racist murder of #trayvon http://t.co/6LMY2amk #tcot #P2 — el Sooper ن (@SooperMexican) March 25, 2012 Read More..
http://twitter.com/#!/jstrevino/status/215057517330440192 American history is hard for Obama administration flunkies. After all, nothing truly Historic™ happened until President Obama was elected. Hillary Clinton’s “Senior Advisor for Innovation” Alec Ross got exceptionally Read More..
2 B-2 Spirit bombers from Whiteman Air Force Base, Mo, will temporarily operate from Andersen Air Force Base, Guam. http://t.co/ukLXAgGq — U.S. Pacific Command (@PacificCommand) January 23, 2013 The U.S. Read More..
http://twitter.com/#!/EgoAenigma/status/179202803930120192 Fox: It has been one wild ride for Texas college graduate Wilbur “Will” Bakke, who has taken the country by storm in recent months promoting his documentary “Beware of Read More..
I'm not even going to ask what this is because I'm sure it will involve me using expletives. —-> #BroChoice — #ReadyForHurrycane (@LilMissRightie) April 22, 2013 Fellas, forget everything you’ve Read More..
Three additional suspects taken into custody in Marathon bombing case. Details to follow. — Boston Police Dept. (@bostonpolice) May 1, 2013 A Boston Police Department spokesperson reportedly confirmed the tweet Read More..
Keeping it classy: Biden Cracks ‘Lubrication’ Joke at White House Event http://t.co/WQQLKbkF — Ben (@WyattBEarp) March 21, 2012 Oh no he didn’t! Joe Biden actually said this today: “lubricating has Read More..
Today, Canada arrested two individuals, believed to be "al-Qaeda-sponsored," who planned to blow up a train between Toronto and New York. — Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) April 22, 2013 Read More..
Tufts Medical Center evacuated, our reporter on the scene says. Family members, visitors ordered to leave, but not patients. Block shut down — Cynthia Needham (@CynthiaNeedham) April 15, 2013 Swat Read More..
I think a lot of white men are afraid of and intimidated by black boys and black men. Shooting them is one way to show who has the power. — Read More..
@Montel_Williams so so happy he is now safe. Thank you for everything you did — Melissa Borgmeyer (@MelinHB) November 1, 2014 Montel Williams, who a month ago during testimony before Read More..
@tedcruz quoting @DuckDynastyAE from senate floor. Just when I thought I had seen it all. Little duck wisdom might help Wash. DC — Willie Robertson (@williebosshog) September 25, 2013 Sen. Read More..
I don't get #Obama anymore – he can't even beat Boener on what day his speech is? He's a Sphinx to me – by that I mean a giant pussy Read More..
A bloodhound searching for #Christopherdorner had picked up a strong scent on a trail previously tracked by deputies. A swat bearcat enroute — John Asbury (@johnasbury) February 8, 2013 The Read More..
Massive bang and this giant skyscraper crane outside my office just buckled… Scary. #Sandy #NY #CNN pic.twitter.com/LQN3424h — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 29, 2012 Numerous media outlets are reporting a Read More..
Portuguese street artist Artur Bordalo AKA Bordalo II, likes trains. He likes them so much, that train tracks feature prominently into his latest series. These playful creations cleverly incorporate the straight lines of the tracks to create Read More..
The vote comes as several other Eastern European nations have passed laws barring same-sex couples to marry. View this image › General view of the Slovenian Parliament Jure Makovec/AFP / Read More..
If they dump promoted tweets, I'd even pay $2. RT @CNET: If Twitter cost $1 a month, would you stick around? http://t.co/YDMUHwCb — Dave Zatz (@davezatz) March 9, 2012 With Read More..
One morning, this Redditor woke up to his front porch completely riddled with holes. It looked like some gang members spewed buckshot at his doorstep during a drive-by. There was a group Read More..
Brian Terry family re: its case against federal govt: "The court tonight granted the Defendants’ motions to throw our case out of Court." — Sharyl Attkisson (@SharylAttkisson) November 16, 2013 Read More..
Tonight I pray for Dr. Kent Brantly of @SamaritansPurse Samaritan's Purse & Nancy Writebol. May God grant them miraculous healing. #Ebola — Stacey Dash (@REALStaceyDash) August 2, 2014 Ebola victims Dr. Read More..
Japan May Order Shoot-Down of North Korean Missile: http://t.co/DH6cI3zx — Military.com (@Militarydotcom) March 27, 2012 From Military.com: The Defense Ministry will deploy three destroyers in the East China Sea, the Read More..
Romney was not listed as an executive on Bain Capital’s website in 2000; Update: ‘No evidence that Romney exercised his powers at Bain after February 1999′
Mitt Romney Was Not Listed On The Bain Capital Website As An Executive In 2000 – http://t.co/RBmgnKLV — Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 15, 2012 The dispute over whether Mitt Romney Read More..
@JoyAnnReid that makes no sense…I mean is that supposed to prove something? Only a loon makes that connection. — Chris Cornwell (@jccornwell) October 12, 2014 MSNBC’s Joy Reid has a Read More..
SHOCKER! #youdidntbuildthat Socialist E. Warren campaign owes $400k. (because of pizza and coffee) She gonna fit in nice. — Conservative Bastion (@ConserveBastion) December 9, 2012 No, really. Even post-election, Elizabeth Read More..
Follow @BrandonDarby for details of his naked snake fight. Literally. — Lee Stranahan (@stranahan) May 3, 2013 Breitbart News writer Brandon Darby says he fought a snake in his bathroom. Read More..
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Nowadays, most young people know that smoking is terribly unhealthy for you. However, that doesn’t stop many from taking up the bad habit. But now, we have footage that could Read More..
Derek Fisher and OKC Thunder agree on contract: http://t.co/LbZgPFyg — Royce/ESPN Analytics (@RoyceWebb) March 21, 2012 From ESPN: Derek Fisher and the Oklahoma City Thunder have agreed to terms on Read More..
Thank u all 4 your good wishes & prayers & thanks to the docs and nurses @ Children's National- a truly amazing place- @childrenshealth — Bret Baier (@BretBaier) September 20, Read More..
So that David Brooks column is basically about how some young whippersnapper was snarky with him. Oh the horror. — Unstable Isotope (@UnstableIsotope) December 17, 2013 Or something. No one Read More..
RT @DylanByers: UPDATE: Full statement from @CoryBooker communications director @AnneMTorres, who resigned today: http://t.co/rEscyHjG — Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) May 29, 2012 Newark Mayor Cory Booker’s communication director resigned today. Read More..
Conflicting reports about target of Kabul attack. Afghan TV channels name 3 locations. No-Lemon company,NDS facility and night guest house. — Sangar Rahimi (@SangarRahimi) July 2, 2013 A large explosion Read More..
@megynkelly You're going to kill it Miss Kelly. Congratulations. — Dr Hugo Plantagenet (@MangyLover) September 30, 2013 The premiere of Fox News’ “The Kelly File” is just one week out! Read More..
The #Ferguson Kids: Whites are ALWAYS racist, if not overtly then covertly, if not knowingly then unknowingly elderstatement.com/2014/09/next-g… #tcot — Larry Elder (@larryelder) September 11, 2014 Sporting (and hawking) gear Read More..
The Daily Show and The Colbert Report is the only legitimate news you can find — Yung Lando (@MrBloItByDaO) August 27, 2014 Sigh. Apparently the summer break gave Jon Stewart’s Read More..
Appears we have our first WH fence jumper since man made it into the building last month — Justin Sink (@justinsink) October 22, 2014 Well, fortunately, it looks like they Read More..
Ladies, get your rights back by incorporating your vagina today! http://t.co/MRgYLCbXEf — Amanda Marcotte (@AmandaMarcotte) July 20, 2014 She’s once … twice … three times a lady. This guy’s got Read More..
The explosion occurred at the Zasyadko mine in the rebel stronghold of Donetsk. One miner died and the fate of dozens more is unknown after an explosion at a coal Read More..
BREAKING: spotted this morning at the Lincoln Memorial, a civilian is mowing the lawn around the memorial. #GovShutDown #DearCongress — rydaka (@rydaka) October 9, 2013 Shutdown Theater be damned: This Read More..
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Protestor in the House Gallery as member read the Constitution. Let's see what this is about — Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) January 15, 2013 Oh, dear. Man was protesting something regarding Read More..
If you don't believe liberalism teaches victimhood over empowerment, #WhiteFeministRants is all the proof you need. — Average Jalen (@GOPMommy) February 1, 2014 It seems to have begun with a Read More..
@FranklinCenter @KateObenshain Hi everyone! #amplifychoice #schoolchoice — Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 31, 2014 This morning, as part of National School Choice Week, the Franklin Center for Government and Public Integrity Read More..
100 officers responded to looting and fire at #ferguson Market at approx 1130 tonite per Chief Belmar reported by @KMOV — Frank Ladd (@FrankLadd_KTRS) August 16, 2014 Don’t these goons Read More..
http://twitter.com/#!/jgagnone/status/509745275460935681 A lot of us are understandably concerned about the threats posed by ISIS and other terrorist fanatics. But Joan Walsh thinks we’re just victims of “hype and fear”: Calm Read More..
#CNN 4 key reasons Democrats are nervous: The botched rollout of the Obamacare website is just one thing putting Democrats on edge. — ♥ (@STriiz) November 9, 2013 Oh the Read More..
@HowardKurtz Objectively, you have to admit, @JRubinBlogger smacked the sh*t out David Shuster on today's 'Reliable Sources.' — Jay Hussey (@jayhussey) May 19, 2013 After appearing with Washington Post blogger Read More..
The telecommunications giant is not happy about today’s FCC vote approving strict new regulations on internet providers. But the result is a couple of amusing press releases. View this image Read More..
Recently in Alblemarle County, Virginia, a call came into Animal Control about a small abandoned cage with a female cat and her 13 kittens. But because the department receives a Read More..
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Good grief. @HealthCareTara RTing VOX graphs. https://t.co/c2MdplM3a6 — Kimberly C (@conkc2) September 24, 2014 Is it ever really a good day to promote Vox’s work? No. But this day is Read More..
It seems that irresponsible media is the norm in #ferguson — Wars & Rumors of War (@CLEguru) August 18, 2014 Bingo. I wonder if the media swarming #Ferguson ever stop Read More..
@SkidWillie I’m sure it was just an oversight on the reporter’s part. Ahem… — toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) September 8, 2014 Three people were attacked by a mob of teenagers in Memphis, Read More..
#BidenUnhinged RT @KarlRove: Fired up! @JoeBiden Grinning, cackling, laughing and rudely interrupting when he's out on ropes — Andrea Saul (@andreamsaul) October 12, 2012 As Twitchy reported, talk of Joe Read More..
Romney camp spox more: the Romney campaign’s bus will be used for relief efforts throughout the East Coast. — Rachel Streitfeld (@streitfeldcnn) October 28, 2012 Leadership. Team Romney announced that Read More..
#BREAKINGNEWS http://t.co/6Pq14aCT 5.9-mag. quake hits Tokyo region hours after 6.8-mag. temblor hit northern Japan — ABC7 Eyewitness News (@ABC7) March 14, 2012 AP: TOKYO — A series of earthquakes rattled Read More..
TSA agent after seeing my ID: "Aren't you the guy who catches people? Man people hate you. At least you're trying to do something." — James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) July 11, Read More..
“@adndotcom: With an F-bomb for effect, @KTVA reporter quits on live TV. #Alaska #akpot http://t.co/TyO7X9aAos” #ratings — Lisa Parker (@lisapalaska) September 22, 2014 Now, is this really the best way Read More..
A Denver man is sentenced to 88 years to life in prison for sexually assaulting three of his children. http://t.co/2ZT2Xsnr — 7NEWS Denver Channel (@DenverChannel) March 6, 2012 David Tarver, Read More..
Federal grand jury targeting terrorist pipeline in US—in #StPaul, sources tell @StarTribune: http://t.co/xeuoH7YKZG — Mark Albert (@malbertnews) September 7, 2014 According to the report by the Star Tribune, the investigation is Read More..