— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) December 23, 2013
Mikhail Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47, has died at the age of 94.
Piers “Musket” Morgan quickly, and predictably, sprang into action:
As Kalashnikov dies, his legacy lives on in Syria…this boy is 8 years old, clutching an AK-47 > http://t.co/Ic2Usj7Ww6
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 23, 2013
(Side note: Michael Bloomberg to freak about the cigarette in 3… 2… 1…)
Here’s an idea for a solution, Morgan-style:
@piersmorgan If only Syria had gun control.
— Razor (@hale_razor) December 23, 2013
Yeah, somebody should pass a law that says the kid can’t carry that around in Syria! Oh, wait:
— ن Mikey Ramone ن (@ThePantau) December 23, 2013