— Shoq (@Shoq) November 7, 2012
Since the election results came in, lefties have been demanding — yes, demanding — that Paul Ryan change his @PaulRyanVP Twitter handle. Oh-so-clever Obama/Biden supporters even came up with a few pathetic suggestions like @JohnGaltFAIL and @PaulRyanLOSER.
Behold just some of the douchebaggery:
.@paulryanvp YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR TWITTER HANDLE
— Clint (@thebestclint) November 8, 2012
@paulryanvp DELETE THIS TWITTER PAGE
— Madhvi(@modvee) November 7, 2012
@paulryanvp YOU WILL NEVER BE VP DELETE THIS ACCOUNT
— Brianna Sykes (@BreeTheWanted) November 7, 2012
@paulryanvp you better delete this account, you’re no VP.
— Mariana (@MarianaThinks) November 7, 2012
He’d “better” delete it? Or what? Obama will have his “revenge“?
@paulryanvp give it up, give up your twitter handle paul ryan
— Ross McDonnell (@rossmcdonnell) November 7, 2012
— Christopher (@ChristopherFTL) November 7, 2012
@paulryanvp take that “VP” off your handle now. Thank you very much.
— Shaun a(R)senal (@BrooklynShaun) November 7, 2012
— Aaron Larios (@AaronLarios) November 7, 2012
Time to delete that pretentious twitter handle @paulryanvp
— Steve Kimura (@stevekimura) November 7, 2012
@paulryanvp get that handle changed, loser
— Nick (@WarriorBanker) November 7, 2012
.@paulryanvp oh, and you can change your twitter handle now. Kinda gotta be VP to call yourself VP.
— Matthias B. (@matthiasbsnyder) November 7, 2012
@paulryanvp has to now drop the “VP” from his twitter handle.
— Abdi Abdullahi (@Mr_Abdii) November 7, 2012
Others suggested the “VP” in Ryan’s handle could stand for something other than “vice president.”
.@paulryanvp Does the VP stand for “Very Pretty” now?
— donni(@donni) November 8, 2012
I guess the VP in your handle could stand for “Vagina Puncher” @paulryanvp
— David Zoe Leon (@DavidZoeLeon) November 8, 2012
Pretty much the reaction to Obama’s victory we’d expect from the side that wished rape on Paul Ryan’s wife, made abortion jokes about his daughter, salivated over hate-f*cking him and fantasized about his mother aborting him.
Oh, and newsflash: Paul Ryan still has a job in Congress and a Twitter handle to go with it.