You think trying to hang with Squirtle Squad is a good idea? You’re wrong.
1. What’s up? You wanna hang with our crew?
Well first things first…
2. We drink and eat all day, son. ALL DAY.
So drink five of these and eat four of these. DO IT NOW.
3. Time to get to business…
When you’re hanging with the Squirtle Squad, you gotta break the law before the law breaks you.
4. NOW WE DANCE
Marvel at our vandalism. We stuck it to the man. He cannot hold us… Wait, is that the cops?!
5. Is there a problem, officer?
Wanna fight about it? IT’S ON!
7. Coast is clear! Wait, are you hiding down here?!
You dumb idiot. We knew you couldn’t hang.